Post by CoUrTnEy on Mar 4, 2004 15:10:05 GMT -5
>Times up
>
>A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>
>While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
>God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you
>have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.
>
>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
>crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
>ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
>another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
>ambulance?"
>
>God replied, "GirrLLLLLL..., I didn't even recognize you."
>
>A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>
>While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
>God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you
>have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
>
>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
>time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.
>
>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
>crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
>ambulance.
>
>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
>another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
>ambulance?"
>
>God replied, "GirrLLLLLL..., I didn't even recognize you."