I Come To Tes-Ti-Fy!

[brownbonnet]

Salutations all.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Brownbonnet, aka brownbonnet9 straight outta Kaaaaaaain-Tucky! Oh yes. Actually, I am a Floridian migrant to Kentucky, but I claim Kentucky, well, because Kentucky is awesome and the totally best.
Anyway, as a couple of you MAY be aware, i used to post on unnm.com til they showed me the door. I asked a few quest-oids and the negroids went orkoid so I had to get silly and get booted out. It really was humorous; the way nuwaubs go nutso so quickly yet claim to have mastered the "schools". Somewhere there should have been a school that was dedicated to controlling your inner demon furies. We all have a few of them. That is the crux (hot word!) of the next thread. The furies. In this letter I attempt to paint a real life portrait of I-self, and those of you with a powerful sense of humor will undoubtedly lay out over this post, BUT I DON'T CARE CAUSE I'M TOO DEEP FOR YOU(sorry; that was one of those dangdarn furies trying to get in here)
You know, I took a Nu-Waubian Knowledge Pill last week so that I could get in spiritual tune with them. It kind of feels like a little sprig of JoyLuck Marijuana. So joyful. I wanted to connect with them. I should have known better than to approach a cultus negrosis using the tools of reason, and to hand them a true name, but a false number. I bet the mod's pod there went frooligious when the dumbmonkeys tried to contact! That was my fault. It shouldn't have taken so long to figure out that the entire site is an actual cult outcropping. I assumed incorrectly that there may have been one or two on that "set" who might be a bit more intellectually cultivated. You know, like me. Using lots of big words and stuff. Well as you saw, they went erkoid on me, oh yes. And on some others. I guess when you live on a "compound" and walk in ratwater mazes and "immerse" yourself in the "holy waters" on "Tama-Re" (lol) and you eat garbanzo beans and roasted Twinkies every day for your one allotted ration, one could understand why the Nuwaubians that---- TSAAAAWWWK!!!!---USED to live on "TamaRe" lol would go coocoo for CocoPuffs. They were deprived of sugar. Well, anyway.......
I delve deep. I am deep. I am so so so deep and I am veddy heppy to be here viss you all so that I can prove that I am so so so deep. I'm so deep that the abyss asked for my change of address.....
How deep are you? Let us set the tone now so that we can know who is the deep-deep-diggitah-deepest and hence we will know who NOT to respond to because they are a MASTER to the NINTH power or a HAT HOR (us?) and we are only knee-high to them. Maybe they can teach us how to think ALL over again. I lost my road there, oops. Uh, anyway this is my sad story. I am reformed from the demon in the person of Jim Beam Straight Bourbon! I am declared LOOSED!
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[1dell]

Welcome brown bonnet. It's a pleasure to have you.

You claim Kentucky? Why is that? Why is kentucky the best?

[Brownbonnet]

1dell, sorry it took so long to reply. I was traveling on my mothership, and it broke down somewhere around pluto 6.
Yes, I have been claiming Kentucky because---well---Kentucky ROCKS THE BOX! It is absolutely beautiful, there are lakes and bountiful streams and rivers of green and oh so much greenspace. This is truly God's Country. In Kentucky, you can breathe clean mountain air; you don't have a lot of pollution. In Kentucky, you can find Many private spaces to meditate, levitate, et al. I am serious as a stroke, 1dell! I really like/love Kentucky, and I have family here, too. I live right outside of Gorgeous Louisville, in a small offroad community near Berrytown. Also I split my living between Indiana, (Bloomington/Fort Wayne/Indy) and middle Tennessee. I love Kentucky and Kentucky's calm, introspective, laidback people. But I am very, very homesick for the Deep South. I am originally from Saint Petersburg, Fla. But I lived in Augusta, on Tobacco Road, Martinez,Ga. I lived in New Mexico, Tennessee, and Virginia. I went to see a relative over in Moultrie right before she moved further south. Im truly southern, and want to come "home". i will be there soon though. I was thinking of going to the Gullah Festival (is that still going on? ) I enjoyed the Sea Islands and their rich heritage when I went there last. Last trip was for my architecture interest, though. It was for the express purpose of photographing/drawing homes along the South Carolina/Georgian coast, and looking at Federals in Virginia (my fourth trip just for federals in va.!) and some Dutch colonials in the Carolinas. I don't know much about Georgia except the bad stuff. The confederacy lives on in South Carolina and Georgy, from what I see. But i am interested in returning to coastal Georgia soon. Atlanta's cool. Don't know much about it, though. I almost got JACKED at a Days Inn there not too many years back. And I was nearly forcibly initiated into a gang there on a 3-day visit to friends all the way down in Alpharetta, Ga. We had gone to Atl to hang out, and being like I am, someone thought I needed to be in their fighting girls gang.....can you imagine? I have had some peculiar and strange events in ATL area. But again, that stuff doesn't represent the whole city. I'd probably love it there, too. I think Georgia is a beautiful state too. So is gorgeous, magnificent Tennessee.
But right now, Kentucky rules. When I move on to another place, that'll rule when I get there..... are you from Georgia? Do you like it? What is living really like? when i stayed in Martinez/Augusta, it was just for under 6 months, and I was a young teen then. You all should ease on up to Kentucky some time if you haven't been here. It ain't bad, not t'tall.
in a minute.......

[1dell]

I went thru kentucky on my way to 10-a-see once and I loved the greenery and spaciousness.

I am originally from Maryland and have plans to go back. I haven't been AT ALL impressed with atlanta, I hate it moor than I love it hence the move. But I am not going back to maryland empty handed I am taking 3 beloved souls with me.

Atlantan life is a lil bit on the slower side of things for my speed.

[Ralph]

Brown Bonnet,
You and I got booted at the same time. There are a few Nuwaupians that I do respect. However those who booted the both of us could not come up with any answers. Many see it as a form of intimidation when yu ask the questions that chap their ass. Hope your stay here is a good one!

[Brownbonnet]

Hi, Ralph. Thanks! I was reading one of york's many, many commentaries this weekend, and went to temple meeting Sunday and we discussed the Proverbs of Solomon again. That is my Favorite book. It tells exactly how to grow and live. Also, the book of St. Peter II chapter two discusses false prophets. York really fit the bill to a "T" for the Biblical definition of a fool. He really does. In the Proverbs, it talks of one who'se mouth is constantly open, and how he is the fool. In the book of the Revelation, at the end, John says, "if anyone adds to these words, curse them. If anyone subtracts from it, curse them. So york and any others who have made "scrolls" and pamphlets like "Al Injiwl" need to be horsewhipped. I don't know if you read the Bible, but the book of Proverbs is all we need, really. And if one is interested in personal improvement, we can look to other paths like Buddhism to build up our physical bodies and learn to meditate et al.
1dell, thanks for your reply. So ATL isn't all that, huh? I wonder how the nuwaubians are doing in ATL. I heard a HILARIOUS story.....
it's about books being snatched off shelves. 1dell, I am looking at the photo scroll and i was wondering whose pictures those are.....who is barry, whose the bro with thewhite shirt and the bro in the suit, the chinese man, whose beautiful cat(I love cats, I have cats here).
Well, sorry it took me so long, but I got caught up in Indy at the raggedy state fair..... only in the Corn state are you gonna find a state fair whose highlight is fried milk patties and deep fried twinkies..... they had fried cigarettes, as well; litely sprinkled with brown sugar.....
sounds scrumptious, huh? that's why kentucky rules.... when's the Georgia state fair? can it beat deep fried cigarettes and deep fried twinkies??